Weed Rising 1.5: The Tale of the Christmas Cretin

The sequel/spinoff to the highly acclaimed Weed Rising (which you should play here): https://mesmileyface.itch.io/weed-rising. I began writing this like a week after the first one dropped. Like the first, it was entirely written while high, except this one's about Christmas. Everything written while under the influence is left intact. No typos were corrected. Plot elements often make no sense or contradict each other. Characters that are in this game are often out of character (but not always!). It's more like a YouTube Poop in the form of a game, but like, a really cool YouTube Poop. You're guarenteed to have the Christmas spirit after this.

Quick warnings beforehand -

Some of the music is really loud. I recommend turning the music down slightly. Maybe the sounds as well, but generally have the music slightly lower than the sounds

Near the beginning it drags on, has no plot, and makes no sense. This stops eventually, or at the very least it gets more grounded. 

The game has several choices to make within it. Please save beforehand out of risk that you may lose your progress. 

I believe everything that can be credited has been credited, but if I missed something, I will correct this as soon as possible.

Hope you enjoy!

For some reason the download isn't working so here's a Mega instead: https://mega.nz/file/YSZVHIia#S0aaVxrXwuua0L_RMG6AypOStDsLjnwnnVx1VPDjHqw